The main character of our story had a rough fate during the childhood such as loosing his family, his house and being all by himself considering that then. But he have lived and even managed to clear up a great and quiet life of a peasant. And just when he thought that everything will be fine from now on he happens to save a pretty lady from the river which gets him into wild cyclone of new exciting adventures!
"Callisto" is the name of your ship. Your spaceship to be a lot more certain. Once a military you are now giving your own orders and go to your own adventures. You happened to gather an amazing crew which includes not only the talented specialists but also hot looking chicks (alien chicks as well!) so your travels around the galaxy are exciting in more than one meaning of this word.
Before joining Commander Shepard in his mission of saving the galaxy brave quarrian Tali was on the mission of her own - the Pilgrimage. She has checked out a lot of places and meet a lot of creatures during her journey and some of her adventures she is never going to tell Shepard about. Why? Because she wants Commander to see her as service technician and not as sexy slut who has jumped on top of the greatest cocks of the galaxy. But we are not Commander Shepard so...
Have you ever wondered how the casting for becoming a jedi goes? In this parody game you will not only see all the crucial moments and juicy details but also take a fundamental part in it! And yes, in our version of the story the casting includes a lot of fucking. Why? Because often proper fucking skills can do much more for setting the world and harmony across the galaxy undoubtedly!
You are playinga as space commander on a secret mission - to deliver some very crucial prisoner from point A to point B. Yet this mission swiftly goes south once the enemy destroy your ship and you getting away to the nearby undiscovered planet at the very last moment. There is a chase and it is up to you to not only survive in this hostile world but also to complete your mission somehow...